CLOSED BETA · OPEN TO BAD IDEAS

Your next
job pays
in beans.

Wanted: button mashers, strategic geniuses, and people who can lose to a rubber duck with dignity.

01 Apply for the crew02 Get your invite03 Break games. Report bugs.

THE BEAN RECRUITMENT BUREAUBETA
CREW

Put your name
on the tin.

No wallet needed to apply. We’ll review the list and share invitations through your social handles.

Your username3–24 letters, numbers or underscores. X / Twitter handle

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Telegram handle

@

Use your public Telegram username, not a phone number. Your two-word bean résuméWhy pick you? Two words. “Professional loser” also counts. No private details.

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Yes. I’m ready to work only for BEANS.By “work”, we mean test games, report bugs and play fair. I agree to the beta rules, have read the privacy notice, and agree to beta invite updates through these handles.

Your username, social handles, two-word résumé and agreement are stored privately for the BeanBattle team to review applications, organise beta groups and track testing after you join. Your handles are not shown on public leaderboards.

✓

Application canned.
In a good way.

You’re on the review list. Keep an eye on your X and Telegram accounts for an invitation from the team.

PRACTISE YOUR BAD DECISIONS ↗

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SMALL BEANS. BIG BETA ENERGY.

Your next job pays in beans.

Put your nameon the tin.

Application canned.In a good way.

Your next
job pays
in beans.

Put your name
on the tin.

Application canned.
In a good way.